this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned

Is it just me or for a second i thought this was really the anatomy   for a cow…

woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now

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i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

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my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing

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sexual orientation: not u

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